MORE ALAN DAVEY
BEST WE DON'T ENQUIRE WHAT THAT IS RUNNING DOWN YOUR LEGS ALAN, LETS HOPE THIS ONE WASN'T TAKEN AFTER YOUR AUDITION!
NOW LISTEN UP MEN AND PAY ATTENTION!
BLIMEY ALAN, BEING MANAGED BY THIS GUY SEEMS TO BE MAKING YOUR HAIR FALL OUT!
JUST HAVE TO START WEARING A HAT
IT'S A GOOD JOB YOU'VE GOT DAVE THERE TO SUPPORT YOU, A RARE SHOT OF ALAN IN HIS UNABLE TO STAND UP STRAIGHT PERIOD! (ALSO NOTE THE GHOSTLY SPECTRE OF RICHARD CHADWICK, SPOOKY!)