NICE SCARF BOB

YEAH THANKS, BUT DO US A FAVOUR AND LEAVE US ALONE OTHERWISE I MIGHT HAVE TO "TURK" YOU WITH THIS 'EAVY MICROPHONE STAND!

I MEAN LOOK AT WHAT I'VE GOT TO PUT UP WITH, THE DRUMMERS SO UGLY I'VE GOT TO STAND IN FRONT OF HIM SO HE DOESN'T FRIGHTEN THE AUDIENCE. THEN THERE'S THIS GHOSTLY SPECTRE OF A BASS PLAYER. AND THAT'S BLOODY TYPICAL, BROCK LOOKS LIKE HE'S P***ED OFF AND LEFT ME WITH THESE LOONIES

"YEAH NIK, ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED THAT OLD DEARS BRAKES ON THE ANGLIA, I'VE GOT A MR BROCK HERE, NEEDS A COUPLE OF NEW TYRES ON HIS LADA"

SURPRISINGLY NOT A PICTURE OF BOB ON STAGE WITH THE HAWKS, INSTEAD A RARE SHOT OF THE GREAT MAN AT THE DAY JOB AS GENERAL MANAGER OF THE LADBROOKE GROVE BRANCH OF KWIK FIT.

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