THERE BACK!!
DEL'S EYES SAFELY RETURNED TO RIGHTFUL OWNER
IT IS WITH MUCH PLEASURE AND RELIEF THAT THE MUSEUM IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT DEL DETTMAR'S EYES ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG - IN THEIR SOCKETS. IF YOU NEED YOUR MEMORY JOGGING REGARDING THIS MYSTERY THEN
OTHERWISE TAKE A LOOK AT THESE EXCLUSIVE PICTURES FROM OUR ON THE SPOT REPORTER MELISSA JOSEPH WHO WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ON HAND TO WITNESS THIS AMAZING EVENT
DEL, STILL COMPLETELY "EYELESS" THINKS TO HIMSELF "I RECKON SOME B*****D IS HAVING A LAUGH HERE, THEY TOLD ME THIS GUITAR WAS A GIBSON, WELL I'D SWEAR BLIND (PUN INTENDED) IT'S A FENDER" |
"HANG ON A MINUTE, IT'S LIKE I CAN SEE WEIRD LIGHTS IN FRONT OF ME, BLUES, REDS, PINK. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS SOME BLOKE WEARING SOME HIPPIE DRIPPY PSYCHEDELIC JACKET BUT HOW COULD IT, THESE SPACERITUAL.NET CHAPS ARE SO CONSERVATIVE WITH THEIR DRESS SENSE" |
THEY'RE BACK, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES DEL CAN ENJOY A FAG, SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE HE WON'T STUB IT OUT ON HIS HAND |
 "RIGHT THAT'S IT I'M BACK OFF TO ME LOG CABIN IN CANADA TA,RA FOR NOW" |
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, APPARENTLY THE ONLY REASON THAT HE HOOKED UP WITH HIS OLD HAWKWIND BUDDIES, WAS THAT HE HAD NOWHERE ELSE TO TURN. IN TURN THE CHEEKY CHAPPIES AT SPCERITUAL.NET THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A RIGHT LAUGH TO GIVE DEL AN AXE, TELL HIM IT WAS A GUITAR AND GET HIM TO KNOCK OUT A FEW CHORDS DURING THE SHOW. BEFORE HIS EYES WENT MISSING, HIS REAL REASON FOR VISITING THESE SHORES WAS STILL MUSIC RELATED -HE WAS AUDITIONING FOR "POP IDOL!"
