NEXT FOR THE HATCHET JOB, I MEAN A CLOSE EXAMINATION OF HIS PARTICULAR STYLE IS OUR OLD HAWK MATE, DEL DETTMAR. WHILST THE "2 TONE BEARD" IS AS WE SAY IN THE BIZ A "WINNER" IT'S YOUNG DELS JACKET THAT I FEEL NEEDS FURTHER EXAMINATION. WHILST I USUALLY GET ON VERY WELL WITH MY FRIEND ACROSS THE POND "STARFARER", I MUST DISAGREE WITH HIS THEORY ON THE ROWING CLUB. ON THE CONTRARY I FEEL THAT ALL THE TALK OF DEL MOVING TO CANADA AND BUILDING A LOG CABIN WAS NOTHING BUT A FRONT. CHECK OUT THE PICTURE BELOW AND IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS TO ME THAT MR DETTMAR HAS OBVIOUSLY BEEN MAKING BIG BUCKS IN THE CITY IN THE INTERVENING YEARS OF HAWKWIND INACTIVITY.
P.S THIS PICTURE REMAINS THE PROPERTY OF MELISSA JOSEPH ( THE ONE OF DEL THAT IS, THE OTHER ONE WAS JUST SWIPED ) AND WE THANK HER FOR ALLOWING US TO USE IT, SHE ALSO INFORMS US THAT DEL COMPLETED THIS OUTFIT WITH "ENORMOUS SKI BOOTS UP TO HIS KNEES AND BLACK LEGGINGS", THANKFULLY THIS PICTURE SAVES THE VIEWER FROM SEEING THIS!
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OUR ON THE SPOT REPORTER OF ALL THINGS SPACERITUAL.NET, MELISSA JOSEPH, INFORMS US THAT IN A MOVE THAT MUST HAVE BEEN INFLUENCED BY THE IMPROVING WEATHER, DEL WAS LAST SEEN WEARING SHOES IN PLACE OF THE SKI BOOTS. ONE HAS TO WONDER WHAT HE WEARS BACK HOME IN CANADA!
WHILST ON THE SUBJECT OF DEL DETTMAR, THE MUSEUM WISHES TO LAUNCH AN
APPEAL
ON HIS BEHALF
"HAVE YOU SEEN DEL'S EYES"
ANYBODY WHO HAS SEEN RECENT PICTURES OF MR DETTMAR MUST HAVE NOTICED THAT HIS EYES HAVE GONE MISSING. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US THEN I SUGGEST THAT YOU LOOK AT FURTHER EVIDENCE AT STARFARER.NET.
THE REASONS FOR THIS DISAPPEARANCE COULD BE NUMEROUS, PERHAPS HE SIMPLY MISLAID THEM, OR MAYBE THERE COULD BE A MORE SINISTER EXPLANATION. WHAT IF THEY HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED. I MEAN ONE COULD PUT FORWARD THE THEORY, AND WE HAVE NOTHING TO BACK THIS UP SO WE ARE CERTAINLY NOT NAMING NAMES OR SAYING THAT THERE IS AN OUNCE OF TRUTH IN THIS. BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE, ANYONE, HAD TAKEN THE EYES IN LIEU OF SOME SORT OF PAYMENT, SAY FOR SOME STUDIO TIME.BUT THEN AGAIN WHO WOULD PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT, THEY'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY UNSCRUPULOUS TO DO SOMETHING AS DARSTADLY AS THAT. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THE EYES MAY HAVE BEEN "HALF INCHED" DURING DELS'S TIME AS A CITY HIGH FLYER. I MEAN WHO IN THE MUSIC BIZ WOULD GO AS FAR AS ORGAN REMOVAL TO "SETTLE A SCORE". THIS HAS TO BE ON PAR WITH RIPPING PEOPLE OFF BY CONTINUALLY RELEASING THE SAME SUB- STANDARD LIVE RECORDINGS OF A BAND (ANY BAND), AND HERE AT THE MUSEUM WE CAN THINK OF ANYBODY WHO WOULD COMMIT EITHER OF THESE HEINOUS CRIMES!
IF YOU CAN HELP WITH ANY INFORMATION REGARDING DEL'S EYES MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU CONTACT OURSELVES (ANONYMOUSLY IF YOU WISH), SPACERITUAL.NET OR YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY
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HOW COULD WE HAVE A FASHION ITEM WITHOUT MENTION OF ARGUABLY ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT FEMALE MEMBERS OF THE BAND,THE LOVELY MISS STACIA OF COURSE. IN THIS SHOT THE YOUNG LASS IS OBVIOUSLY TIRED AFTER A HARD DAYS SHOPPING IN MARKS AND SPENCER LOOKING FOR NEW CLOTHES. I PARTICULARLY LIKE THE WAY THAT SHE DRAPES THE CAN OF CHEAP SUB STANDARD 70'S LAGER ACROSS HERSELF, PURE CHIC!