NOW AS A RULE I LOOK AT THE CLOTHES AND NOT WHATS IN THEM, BUT AS THE OLD ADAGE GOES, RULES ARE THERE TO BE BROKEN, AND TO THIS END WE MUST ASK THE QUESTION - "WHAT THE F**K IS THAT ON SIMON'S HEAD. MY OWN SUSPICION IS THAT IT'S MR HOUSE'S MICK JAGGER WIG (CIRCA EARLY 70'S) THAT QUITE BY ACCIDENT GOT PUT IN HIS WASHING MACHINE ON A BOIL WASH WITH A PAIR OF BRAND NEW DENIM'S, THIS BEING THE RESULT.
SUCH IS THE UNCANNY RESEMBLENCE TO OLD "RUBBER LIPS" THAT YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR SIMON SINGING " I CAN'T GET NO SAT--IS--FACT----ION, NO, NO, NO" IN THIS PICTURE
NOT A PRETTY SIGHT I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE. YOU CAN TELL THEY HAVN'T SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY IN A GOOD LONG WHILE, ESPECIALLY IN THAT COMBINATION. I AM OF COURSE TALKING ABOUT DAVE'S GUITAR AND AMP SET UP. WHILST WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF MR BROCK, WHAT A FINE PAIR OF LEGS, I'VE ALWAYS SAID HE SHOULD WEAR SHORTS MORE OFTEN